Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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