Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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