Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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