I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
i think we sleep fucked last night...
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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