So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
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Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
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He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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