areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
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Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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