I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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