Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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