U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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