CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
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It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
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Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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