3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I want to make a zoo with you.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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