doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
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i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
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And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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