North Korea, Best Korea!
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
