Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Randomize
