I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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