from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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