I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
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I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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