once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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