I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
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sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
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Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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