You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
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The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
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Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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