Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
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I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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