I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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