I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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