Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
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