Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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