I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
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I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
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Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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