So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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