If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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