we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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