But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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