sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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