I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
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That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.