I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
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She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
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Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
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