do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize
