how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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