just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Randomize
