fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
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We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
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I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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