Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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