Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
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If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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