I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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