Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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