I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
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you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
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I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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