Rock
Scissors
Fuck
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
