Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Pooping to opera.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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