awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
