i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
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Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
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Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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