Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
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You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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