I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
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