is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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