Its about making memories worth repressing
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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