Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
bring money and cleavage
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
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there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
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I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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