I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
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I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
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Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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