this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
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I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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