Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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