I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
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