I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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