Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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