I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
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Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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