am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
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i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
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i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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