So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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